this-is-not-a-slow-burn:

shiftythrifting:

presenting: the single funniest thing i will ever find on facebook marketplace. The grimace jail.

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I present to you the Mayor Mc Cheese jail which was just as weird

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You had to climb up into it from a hole in the back of his torso

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earnedmagic:
“389:
“ Mona Hatoum, Grater Divide, 2002
Mild steel, 204 cm x variable width and depth
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Mona Hatoum is a Palestinian artist. From Artform’s 2021 Rape is a Border:
“Take Grater Divide, 2002. The work is ridiculous: a standing metal...

earnedmagic:

389:

Mona Hatoum, Grater Divide, 2002
Mild steel, 204 cm x variable width and depth

Mona Hatoum is a Palestinian artist. From Artform’s 2021 Rape is a Border:

Take Grater Divide, 2002. The work is ridiculous: a standing metal cheese grater more than six feet high. Installed in a gallery, it works as a room divider, but the holes make privacy impossible. The wall is a weapon rather than a shield: A person undressing behind it could be cut as well as peeped at, opened up by sharp edges made for shredding. The work is not only an enlargement of a grater, however, but also a miniaturization of a divide, prototyping, in particular, the West Bank barrier Israel had begun to construct on appropriated Palestinian land. A person traveling through a border checkpoint may be asked to undress—strip searches are not prohibited by Israeli law. In the United States, they have been allowed ever since the 1985 Supreme Court case United States v. Rosa Elvira Montoya de Hernandez, which originated with the cavity search of Hernandez, who was traveling to Los Angeles from Colombia. In both countries, the coercive invasion of bodies is more likely to be visited on people of color, who are disproportionately singled out for selective or heightened “screening.” This word’s very meaning is reframed, or enlarged, by the Grater Divide. Gloria Anzaldúa, the queer Chicana theorist of Borderlands/La Frontera (1987), called the United States–Mexico border an “open wound” where “the Third World grates against the first and bleeds.” All borders are graters: not solid walls but permeable ones whose pores are sharpened to pierce what passes through.

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boomartist:

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Yellow pikmin discovery

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tomcruisingthroughlife:

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What’s a king without his queen anyway

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anexperimentallife:

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“The Stoppables”

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maloosh-baloosh64:

benihana-circumcision:

2urban2fantasy:

02nd:

borange:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

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been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

They killed mr inedible with this shit

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Originally posted by precipitously-written

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brightlotusmoon:

ckerouac:

tacky-jack-with-a-hat:

Maryland vs peta

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

It’s a universally known fact that you don’t fuck with our crab cakes here in Maryland.

Unfortunately, that second billboard is a photoshopped fake. BUT the real billboards that went up are just as fun!

So PETA put up that top billboard in 2018 in Baltimore, and the restaurant across the street, Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, put up a response. They also debuted a beer called, appropriately, PETA Tears, but I digress.

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The ME was a subtle call out, a warning shot if you will.

But earlier this year (2023) right in time for Lent in very catholic Baltimore, PETA decided to try again.

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To which Jimmy’s decided fuck that, let’s get two billboards this time. (WaPo)

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No lie, ‘savor the sacrifice’ is my new favorite tag line.

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*peers out the window* Weird shit, mostly. It’s fun living here.

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997:

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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